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54 Rydelle High Part II video
6:14 video
I'm beginning to wonder if some of the football players were scouts when they were younger. Because, they sure do know their way around knots! Johnny, particularly, has some serious skill. As he throws me up on the bench in my cheerleader uniform and saddle shoes, he wastes no time grabbing the rope from behind his back. Then, he starts whipping around the rope as I make futile attempts to wiggle away. Before I know it, I am bound in a tidy hogtie and rendered quiet(er) with a bandanna cleave gag. I struggle around unable to recite any of my cheers. Will I ever make it to the game? I don't know. But, the other girls can probably cheer without me. And, they are probably jealous that they aren't the ones gettiing tied up!
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54 Rydelle High Part II photos
91 photos
What Could Be More Exciting Than The Big Football Game? Or The Cheerleaders Cheering? I KNOW!
JACKIE C
IN A HOGTIE!
Hey, a harness ball gag isn't bad either!
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I have resolved that if I get up to 3000 followers by FetCon 2015, I'll get up off my hogtied knees and attend this year!
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1470 Sandra Silvers and I Guest gallery
7 photos; 5:08 video
I always have a blast when I get together with Sandra Silvers. On this particular day, I had an even better time, because we made out while in quite the predicament. We are both wearing vintage shapewear, stockings and heels as our Gordian knot unfolds. With me suspended with a bar and leather straps, arms behind my back...and Sandra hogtied on the ground on her knees with leather straps, the games were ready to begin. We share "Spidergirl" kisses as I twist and turn from above, trying not to twirl too far from my girlfriend's lips! We could have kept at it all day, but somebody had to take us down and do other things with us! Visit my dear friend Sandra Silvers at www.SandraSilvers.com ! You won't be disappointed and you may find us in other fun love bondage escapades as you scroll through the pages!
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475 Pajamas Hogtie Part I
38 photos; 10:51 video
So, every once in a while, it bears repeating, "Judgemental cowards can kiss my a**" which is exactly why I had this t-shirt made. I haven't had to wear it in years, thankfully. I had to search to the bottom of my drawer to find it and was glad when I did. This time, I needed it because a girl at work found my website, didn't like it and decided to tell everyone in the office as much. Now, maybe my mind does not work correctly, but I was thinking, "Why is she telling everyone in the office that she looks at adult websites?" But, no matter. What kind of bugs me is that instead of coming to me and talking to me, she thought she would cause me a problem, by telling everyone else in the office. Make no mistake. I do not suffer maliciousness and toxic personalities well. I will be cordial at best to her from now on. Anyway, needless to say, it was time to pull out my t-shirt and take some pictures to show people how I feel. So, I put on my "Judgemental cowards" t-shirt with blue pajama pants and bare feet. Then, Johnny being the silly dominant that he is decides to stuff panties in my mouth and wrap clear tape around my head. He knows my hair will not thank him later. I proceed to hop up on the bed where he places me in a strict hog tie with rope. Finally, I struggle around on the bed, making sure that you can read my message clearly. Thank you for visiting JackieBound.com ;)
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53 PJ Tape Tied video
7:51 video
Oops, I've done it again....I stole his PJ's....He pulled out the tape....;) Now, what am I to do? Since Johnny does not like me wearing his pajamas (he prefers me in something sexier and satin) he has disciplined me the only way he sees fit. I now have a hefty duct tape gag and am wrapped in more duct tape down the length of my body. He uses Union Jack tape, because it looks cool, but it feels less pliable than the good old fashioned silver stuff. After he leaves the room, I struggle around aimlessly trying to loosen up the tape to little avail. I finally get most of the way out of it, but need his assistance with the last bit holding my arms down to my sides. whew! That was tough! Will I do it gain? Probably...the consequences were pretty rewarding! Looking forward to romance and bondage in February? I certainly am! :)
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After Work Bonus
32 photos
After work, while I am still wearing my olive long sleeve dress, stockings, garter belt, panties and brown patent leath high heels, Johnny decides to let me go. Well, he doesn't let me go completely. He just allows me a little more freedom to wiggle around for him. I can't say I mind. He lets me down to the floor, still tied up with rope, and changes my microfoam tape gag to a white cloth gag. Much easier predicament, I think. So, then he just allows me to struggle on the floor until he has had his fill. Aren't you glad I am so agreeable?! :)
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53 PJ Tape Tied photos
69 photos
Johnny keeps promising me that I'll be in trouble if I keep wearing his PJ's to bed. But, i can't help it. I love to steal his pajamas and wear them around the house. Well, I guess I have done it one too many times, because Johnny finally made good on his promise to make his jammies too uncomfortable for me to want to steal anymore! He grabs me up and takes me into the guest bedroom, and deftly wraps me in Union Jack tape from head to toe. You didn't think I mentioned a gag? Of course, I had a gag! I did mention that it started on my head... ;) How else are you suppose to make a point? After taping me up real tight, Johnny leaves the room to let me think about what I've done, but comes back a little while later to help me out of my predicament. I wish tape was a better deterrent. don't tell him this, but I've worn his PJ's again since this incident.... :) I have some really great material coming up soon! (Pun intended) Keep watch for hints of my upcoming exploits on Twitter, Tumblr, and Fetlife.
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52 Trunk Bound video
4:27 video
Sweater, Denim, Cowboy boots, Trunk. TRUNK?!?! Yes, that's right! TRUNK! Johnny put me in a trunk. He thought it would be interesting to see how I would react to this predicament. But, I try not to disappoint my master, especially when he's got rope and a gag for me! So, on this trip he ball ties me in the trunk and puts a pretty hefty harness panel gag on my mouth. I'm not going anywhere unless I'm carried there by two strong men. So, for now, I guess I will just have to struggle around aimlessly until Johnny decides to release me. I hope he lets it turn into a lengthy deadlock! Valentine's Day is coming up soon. Have you gotten your girlfriend some lingerie? ;)
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474 Black Dress Pole Tie
57 photos; 14:01 video
This is another one of the dresses that Johnny recently bought me for after work use. I hope you are enjoying all the dresses. I keep asking him to buy more, because I get bored wearing the same ones all the time. So, he keeps tying me up. It's a hardship. :) On this particular evening, I am wearing my black long sleeve knit dress with nude stockings and black patent leather high heels. He is feeling a little less generous this eveing and puts my stainless steel cuffs and collar on me. Then he proceeds to secure me standing in front of the metal pole with arms above head and ankles together. He gives me one of my friendlier leather panel gags (it does have a ball behind the panel, though) to muffle my complaints. But, what would I have to complaint about? I got exactly what I wanted....more dresses and he tied me up! ;)
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52 Trunk Bound photos
77 photos
Johnny does not travel light. As a matter of fact, he travels rather cumbrously. But, with a trunk full of Jackie, who would question his traveling methods? On this particular day, he decides to test my submissiveness by not buying me a train ticket and expecting me to get carted around in a trunk. And, I had to be tied up and gagged to keep me from alerting other travelers to my plight. So, wearing my purple sweater, jeans and leather cowboy boots, Johnny ball ties me with hemp rope. Then he covers my mouth with a leather panel harness gag - the perfect silencer! He watches me try to struggle my way out of this one for a few minutes before closing the trunk on me and continuing on his journey! Do you have a particular fantasy that I haven't indulged? Write to me at maladaptiveb@yahoo.com and I'll see if I can help you out! :)
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51 Jackie and Fayth Back to Back video
4:10 video
Making more girlfriends should be easy for me if they are all as fun as Fayth on Fire! Here we are tied up back to back with rope, our arms tied to each others' legs, ball gags in our mouths, and all we can think about is how to make the situation more lively. Johnny gives us ball gags so we can't be too convivial, but we still manage to get our laughter across. And, we may look provocative in our corsets, panties, black stockings and matching high heels, but we are anything but sexy as we pull against one another trying to tease each other and escape from our predicament. We are all about having a good time, and I definitely want more girlfriends like Fayth to play with! If you like this set with Fayth on Fire, you should like our other fun romps on the staircase and as Harem Girls! Fayth is great in any situation you put her in!
And, if you linger a while longer, I promise a trunk and even some tape! Lots of tape! :)
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51 Jackie and Fayth Back to Back photos
67 photos
I hope I haven't lost you this month with so much talk of resolutions, but I do have A final one: make more girlfriends! I mean, I could always use more cute girls to get tied up with! But, I do have my favorite gals and Fayth on Fire is definitely one of them! So, when we got together, we decided that it would be fun if Johnny created a back to back escape challenge for us. We put on cute corsets with black stockings and heels and let him tie us up together back to back and our arms secured to each other's legs, all done with a lot of rope, of course. He gives us big ball gags to help the creative juices flow. And, all that is Left now is to sit back, relax, and watch to see if Fayth and I are actually able to get away! See more of Fayth at www.FaythOnFire.com
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473 After Work
69 photos; 14:16 video
I have a new habit that has come about since the whole pandemic has taken over. When I get done at the office, I change into a dress and throw my work clothes in a plastic bag to bring home and launder. At first, it was tedious changing at the end of the day. I am usually pretty anxious to get home. But, I found that if I put on a dress, it makes changing easier. And, it makes me feel better after working a full shift. I even had Johnny purchase me a bunch of new dresses (oh bother) for this exact purpose. He was more than happy to oblige. Because, you know exactly what a new dress means for us. That's right. Johnny gets to tie and gag me. Just for you, my darling friends. So, today is no different. I come home wearing my olive long sleeve dress, stockings, panties and garter belt. I, also, pair it with my seldom seen patent leather brown high heels. Bet you didn't even know about this pair of shoes, that I have had for years! When I arrive at the house, Johnny leads me to the bedroom (oh geez! He was waiting for me!) and ties me in a strict chair tie with rope. Naturally, he adds a white microfoam tape gag to make the rope and white panties really pop in the video. It doesn't hurt that the tape makes me a little quieter. I am sure you don't mind either! :)
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50 Lady in Red video
3:49 video
I have made good on my promise to dress more sexy for Johnny. And, you know what happens when I do what I am supposed to do......I get tied up, of course! This time Johnny gives me a break and lets me do a little glamorous bondage. Wearing a new wispy red dress, stockings and matching red heels, he has selected some leather and a red latex ball gag to make me even sexier. He secures my legs with the leather straps and then pulls my arms tightly behind my back in a leather arm binder. then, the ever clever Johnny puts the big red drool inducing latex ball gag in my mouth. He watches as I squirm and squeal, while a steady stream of drool falls from my lips and onto my new dress! He's delighted, but now I'll have to change if we are still going to make it out of the house tonight. We could always just do it all over again with another dress that is begging for a little bondage fun! Don't be shy! Friend me on Fetlife-username: RealJackieBound or follow me on Twitter-username: @RealJackieBound. I don't bite, because I usually have a gag in my mouth! ;)
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Catsuit Bonus
24 photos
A fan contacted me about shooting in my PVC Catsuit with the collar buttoned while wearing a ballgag. I dont customs because the cost I feel is high and I worry about giving the customrer what they are looking for at that price. If a member makes a request that is within my wheel house and it wont cost me anything to make the request, well Im happy to oblige.
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50 Lady in Red photos
67 photos
Sticking true to my theme of New Year's Resolutions, I present you my third resolution for 2015: Dress Sexier for Johnny. Johnny and I have been together a long time and it's easy to become a little complacent in such a long term relationship. Plus, being a busy MILF doesn't allow you much "me time". So, I do what any sexy MILF in my situation might do. I spice it up a little bit. I make dinner reservations. And, I put on a new enticing red dress with stockings and cute red heels. When Johnny sees me, he says, "ooh...I know what would go great with that dress!". I was thinking he might bring me some earrings or a bracelet. But, alas, he returns a moment later with leather straps, a leather single sleeve and a red latex ball gag. Who says romance is dead?!?! After securing my legs with the straps and my arms behind my back with the sleeve, he adorns my mouth with the seriously big ball gag. Looks like I'll be getting that me time after all! I have just one more resolution to share with you after the video for this one, and the next one promises to be good. And, then we'll see if I can't get myself into a compromising situation. Oh yeah, I spend my life in compromising situations! ;)
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49 Soccer Mom video
3:37 video
My resolution to be the best soccer MILF I can be just got real! As soon as I get home from the Saturday morning game, Johnny starts to work with the rope! And, he's not playing around. I need to be tied up good to make up for all the time I've been spending at the soccer field. I'm not used to objecting, so what the heck! Let's do this! Wearing my brown sweater dress with knit infinity scarf, leggings and boots, Johnny has just the rope for the job. He pulls me over to the staircase and then pulls my arms through the railings. Before I know it, he already has my hands tied behind my back at the elbows and wrists with brown rope that actually matches my dress. What a great match, I think to myself. Then, he hastily ties my legs at the knees and ankles with the same rope on the staircase in front of me. Finally, so I can't yell out too many directions, he endows me with a leather panel harness gag. I won't be able to escape! And, I'm glad there is not another game today, because I wouldn't even be able to make a call to let them know I won't be there! Thank you for being so supportive! We love all our members and fans. And, we appreciate feedback. Let us know how we are doing! maladaptiveb@yahoo.com
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472 Member Requested PVC Catsuit
56 photos; 12:40 video
I received a request for me to wear my catsuit for a set. I am not usually this easy, but they were asking me to wear my catsuit. How could I say no? They didn't have to even twist my arm. So, for this requested set, wearing only my catsuit and barefoot, I had Johnny tie me in a strict hogtie with rope. And, I even let him use the harness ball gag that goes so well with my shiny black catsuit. Now, I am thinking that I should get some black cat ears and a tail and wear this as a halloween costume. What do you think? ;) Do me a solid, my dear friends....visit my stories for free on wattpad.com/user/realjackiebound and let me know what you think. I am really enjoying writing and would love suggestions! :)
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49 Soccer Mom photos
64 photos
With my focus on New Year's Resolution this month, I decided my 2nd Resolution would be: Be the best soccer MILF I can be. I was already halfway there since I am already a soccer MILF. The only thing missing was some rope and a gag. Johnny took his cue without any prompting on this one. I came home from a Saturday morning game, all dressed to kick butt on the sidelines in a brown sweater dress, knit brown infinity scarf, leggings and tall black boots. And, he is waiting for me with a soccer ball worth of brown rope and a panel harness gag. Johnny wastes no time (the clock is ticking) securing my arms behind my back at the elbows and wrists, through the bars on the bannister. Then he ties my legs together in front of me on the staircase and applies the harness gag. I barely made it through the door and I am already in a compromising position! Who's kicking butt on the field now? Video comes out January 10, 2015 for this set. And stick around for a couple more resolutions this month!
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48 New Years Resolution video
3:48 video
I have made my New Year's Resolutions and now it is time to start sticking to them! Use the exercise equipment, here we come! I let Johnny take me into the garage and tie me with hemp rope to the sadly underused BowFlex. Can you believe we have had it for 5 or 6 years and this is the probably the first time someone has been tied to it!? Shame on us! I end up tied with my arms above my head to the bar and my ankles tied together. Johnny gives me a thick brown cleave gag, so he does not have to hear all the complaining that comes with a strenuous workout. He steps back and watches me struggle, but I can not get far while being stretched like this. And, I can not escape! Darn! I have let Johnny practice his ropework just a little too much! 😉 I Tumblr! www.jackiebound.tumblr.com. I Tweet, too! Find me on Twitter: @ RealJackieBound.
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48 New Years resolution photos
68 photos
It's a new year and a new me! I decided that it is time to make some New Year's Bondage resolutions. We make resolutions for all other areas of our life. Why not make some that apply to our fetish pursuits? Therefore, resolution #1:Use the exercise equipment more! In this photo set, I take it into the garage where I have my BowFlex sitting, collecting dust. Most of us have similar pieces in our house. They just sit there crying to have a girl tied to them and nothing ever happens. This type of equipment is usually relegated to the role of glorified clothes hanger or dust collection. Well, not any more! I vow to have myself or somebody else tied to exercise equipment a few times this year!
Today, Johnny ties my arms above my head with hemp rope to the bar above and secures my legs at the ankles with more hemp rope. Then, he gives me a thick brown cleave gag and watches me try to get out of this predicament. I feel like I am being stretched. And, you know what else? This might be better for my body and mind than yoga! Make sure you check out the rest of my resolutions this month! Hey, and next month we might kick up the BDSM a notch for you!
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471 Happy 2021
70 photos; 15:24 video
Even though we have hung a new calendar on the wall and determined to have a better 2021 than 2020, there is still just one problem. We are creatures of social distancing now. Parties and large gatherings have lost their luster. Even on New Year's Eve. At any rate, Johnny bought me this metallic, shiny blue dress a while ago, hoping that the world would be in a much better place. So, that we could hit the town and celebrate in style. It's a good thing that knowing Johnny, he has an alternative plan in mind. He never lets a good dress or occasion go to waste. So, tonight we celebrate New Years in front of the Christmas tree (I mean, festivus pole) that we still have not taken down. Wearing my sapphire dress, black metal collar, nude stockings and black high heels, I once again stand in front of the festivus pole (I mean, Christmas tree) to be tied up. Johnny ties my arms behind the pole at the elbows and wrists. Of course, Johnny always loves a good gag (pun intended), so he puts a thick cloth gag in my mouth. Then, he watches me wriggle on the pole as he watches the ball drop on television. Johnny always gets to celebrate his favorite way...with his damsel tied up and gagged. Naturally, nobody's complaining. ;) Happy New Year all! I hope your 2021 is amazing!
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47 New Years Self Tie video
11:25 video
Johnny isn't home for New Years. So, what am I to do? I decide to take matters into my own hands and create a little surprise video for him to watch when he gets home. Dressed in my favorite pajamas, On the ottoman, underneath the Christmas tree, I stuff my mouth with mouth packing and then give myself a thick cleave gag. I proceed to tie myself with hemp rope into a nifty ball tie with a rope around my neck. Finally, I secure my hands behind my back with handcuffs. I struggle around to demonstrate to Johnny what a predicament I got myself into. Truth be told, most of the video is probably of me attempting to tie myself up with my amateur rope work. I think he will be pleasantly surprised with my video endeavors! Happy New Year from www.JackieBound.com! May 2015 bring you all the bondage fun you wished for!
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470 Happy Festivus
52 photos; 16:26 video
For you, my darling friends, we have conscionably decided not to overlook the most neglected, infinitesimal celebration of the year. Festivus! And, we got a new festivus pole this year! It's not an extremely sturdy metal pole like a stripper pole would be. But, then again, who needs the extra strength if you know it will do the job of keeping your damsel in place? Of course, we placed our most recent festivus pole in front of the Christmas tree, because we don't want to offend anyone that may believe differently than us. At any rate, our celebration involves me wearing my silver corset (which is definitely sturdy) and matching satin panties with black metal colar, fishnet stockings and satin gloves. In addition, I am sporting my gemmed silver high heels as well. Johnny secures me to the pole with black leather cuffs, small linking metal chains and even a few unseen zip ties. He proceeds to put a thick over the mouth duct tape gag over my mouth. Finally, he sits back on the couch and watches me do the festivus dance (aka struggle) in my high heels. You should really try it! ;) Merry Christmas! Felicitous Festivus! and Happy New Year! from Jackie Bound.com
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361 Merry Christmas 2018
88 photos; 11:38 video
I used this lingerie for Christmas a couple of years ago and it is such a beautiful set that I had to use it again. So, here I am...once again.... on the prelude to Christmas.... dressed in a shimmery red with sparkly white lace bra, panty and garter belt set with my red cuban heeled stockings and gloves. And, what can Johnny do with me, now that the Christmas tree is in place? Well, of course, he hogties me with rope and puts a drool inducing ball gag in my mouth. Let the holidays officially begin! ;)
Merry Christmas! from JackieBound.com
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229 Christmas 2016
74 photos; 5:13 video
This year, Johnny decides to bring new meaning to Merry X-Mas by tying myself and the ultra naughty Ms. Whitney Morgan to opposite sides of the St. Andrew's cross. We're dressed as a naughty elf and slutty Mrs. Claus, respectively, with candy cane striped stockings, fetishy (I mean, festive) high heels and our butts in the air. I don't think Johnny had a choice really. So, with two slutty, naughty, underdressed elflike MILFS tied to either side of the X with matching rope and shiny ball gags, I think Johnny will be able to get the situation under some semblance of control. But, it's unlikely. I think we just try to show out butts a little more!
Merry Christmas from JackieBound.com! And, don't forget to visit Whitney at misswhitneymorgan.com !
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124 Happy New Year 2016 video
6:17 video
It's New Years Eve, the tree is stil up all dressed in silver and gold, my silver minidress is calling me from my closet. So, it's time to celebrate. While waiting for the ball to drop, and pondering the meaning of a ball dropping on New Years, Johnny makes good use of the background. I mean, this all goes away tomorrow. He pulls out the metal cuffs, metal collar, metal spreader bar....whewie! That's alot of metal! I flip back and forth on my silver gemstoned high heels when I realize what he has in mind. Johnny secures the cuffs around my wrists and ankles, and collar around my neck. Then, he attaches both ankle cuffs to one metal spreader bar and the wrists cuffs to the other spreader bar behind my head. There....standing in a strappado in front of the Christmas tree, I look divine. But, I realize one thing is missing just as I see Johnny striding towards me with silver duct tape. That's right a heavy XXXX of tape over my mouth should keep me from pleading to get away before midnight!
Happy New Year from JackieBound.com! We have exciting changes in the New Year! We're giving you more for the same amount starting January 1, 2016. PHOTO AND VIDEO EVERY TUESDAY AND SATURDAY! Thank you for making it possible for us to have so much fun producing the site and expand as much as we have been able to! :)
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Featured Update
408 Light Blue Lingerie
45 photos; 13:31 video
We could not do a royal blue lingerie set without also doing a light blue one. It doesn't matter how awesome the other one turned out, now Johnny wants to see me in the light blue bra, panties, garter belt, stockings and gloves as well. I don't have a problem with that...and...notice my new, really nifty infinity collar. We have been looking for one for a long time, but hadn't found one that was just right until we went to Fetishcon this year. It was one purchase we had to make. So, sit back, relax and savor the sight of me tied standing with metal spreader bar, white ball gag, collar and silver high heels. Just make sure not to drool too much....that is definitely my job! ;)
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417 Merry Christmas Bonus 2019
16 photos; 3:47 video
I told you Johnny wasn't done with my sexy red lingerie ensemble just yet. While I am still tied in a chest harness and arms behind my back in my red lacy, sparkly, bra, panties, garter belt, stockings, high heels and gloves, Johnny changes my gag from a cloth gag to a shiny red ball gag. I guess he figures I don't have a choice while I do not have use of my arms. He lets me struggle around a little more before releasing me. Not to worry....I am sure Johnny has a lot more plans for tying me up in the future! :)
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405 Hanging Out
46 photos; 13:29 video
This outfit was actually a little hard to coordinate. Johnny really wanted to pull together lingerie in royal blue for a set, but had to go to several different websites and really piece it together. I mean, we have done light blue multiple times. It was time for a darker hue. At any rate, we accomplished: blue panties, bra, garter belt, stockings, heels, gloves and BALL GAG. Which really only leaves us one thing to do next....tie me up, so you can watch me struggle and drool. Also, per fan request: more of the back side of the satin panties. You're welcome! :)
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457 Pink Dress
76 photos; 15:06 video
Clearly, I have been at it again. Shopping, that is... And, perhaps dressing inappropriately for going out in public. Well, you know just what Johnny likes to do when I have trouble with these things. You guessed it! It is time to tie me up and gag me once again. You would think I would learn my lesson. I guess I just need some steeper consequences.
At any rate, today, I am wearing a supercute knit dress that I found as a bargain at Target. I pair it with a bra, panties, garter belt, stockings and my gemmed silver high heels. The problem is...you can pretty much see my lingerie through the snug dress.
Since, I don't see it, Johnny ties my arms behind my back with rope and then secures me in a strapado position in the garage. Then, he puts microfoam tape overy my mouth as an effective gag, so I can't complain. He proceeds to take pictures of me and then a little video for his own amusement. I actually enjoy being tied up and gagged, so it doesn't really bother me. But when Johnny gets done taking pictures and video of me, he shows me the pictures. Oh....I see what he means. And, I'm sure you can too. ;)
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Featured Update
415 Festive Corset
47 photos; 14:19 video
Just because the Christmas tree is not up yet, does not mean we can't get festive with some shiny lingerie and good old bondage fun! Today, I am wearing metallic panties with my coral corset with the silver and black threaded brocade, black stockings, high heels and satin gloves. Johnny separates my legs with the metal spreader bar, secures my arms together behind my back with an open leather armbinder (so you can still see my gloves), puts my infinity collar around my neck and gives me a drool inducing leather bit gag. Maybe he will let me stay here for the remainder of the season....I am not really good at shopping for presents and decorating (unless by decorating you mean being tied up and gagged). ;)