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As promised, I get tied up quite uncomfortably under the Christmas tree. I mean, what kind of Christmas would it be if I didn't end up tightly bound and gagged under one of the most prolific holiday symbols?... I come down to the living room wearing my delightful black nightie, matching satin panties and Santa socks, and Johnny decides to get extra creative for me! He gives me a candy apple red ball gag and then sets into the rope work-frogtie on my legs, elbows tied together behind my back-what else is missing? Oh yeah, he ties my wrists to my ankles, making it rather difficult to thrash around. I'm in a precarious predicament. But, don't worry. I become more comfortable and exude some holiday cheer as the scene progresses!
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Our adaptation of Elf on the Shelf was so popular last year that we decided to do a new set this year. And, Jackie the Elf decides to get into a little mischief! She sets up a little surprise for Johnny to discover when he wakes up in the morning. First, Jackie Elf adorns the living room rug, by the Christmas tree, with a holiday message in duct tape. Then, she has a friend tie her up with rope - chest harness, arms behind back and legs tied at ankles, above the knees and below the knees- give her a duct tape gag and position her under a santalike throw blanket. When Johnny discovers her, she sets into a struggle to wiggle out from underneath the holiday blanket. Jackie thrashes around in her elf outfit and boots until she loses her elf hat and fully reveals her red satin panties. Then, Johnny realizes how much duct tape she has wasted and takes executive action. He makes a point about misappropriating duct tape, by wrapping the duct tape around her head (which had the added benefit of making the gag a lot more effective). And, then, he turns her tie into a tight hogtie. She struggles around some more on the floor, once again hiking up her dress and revealing her panties, until she is too tired to struggle any more. I think Jackie the elf got the point about the proper use of duct tape! Now, hopefully, she'll stay out of trouble for the rest of the season!
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Christmas time is here again. And, I am once again secured for take off! Arms behind my back in a leather single sleeve, my legs attached at the ankles to a single sleeve, collar fastened around my neck, and a big red ball gag. I look the part! I squirm around on the kitchen island, unable to make any jingles, except my ankle cuffs clanking against the spreader bar. But, I can still enhance your holiday spirit all dressed in a red satin night gown with black lace trim, red stockings, and black heels. I struggle around for my enjoyment (okay, your pleasure, too!) and hope that I have made the holidays a little bit easier for you!
Better stick around! I'm still hoping the elf will return this year!
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We shot this gallery last year around Christmas time as a bonus to our Christmas footage. Let's just say the holidays definitely put me in the mood for a little bondage fun and to turn into a temptress as an escape from all the trappings of the season. Well, I guess I don't actually escape the trappings! Dressed in a red satin nightie with black lace trim, garter belt, red stockings and black high heels, I am ready for a little sensuous bondage. So, Johnny, always the willing rigger and dominant, pulls my arms behind my back with a single sleeve. Then, he attaches my legs at the ankles to a spreader bar. In a very dominant mood (he's probably using this as a way to gain control at the holidays as well!), he makes me wear my Jackie collar. And, to once again keep me from singing Christmas carols when I am suppose to be submitting, he gives me a ball gag that matches my nightie. Now, we're ready to get this holiday started!
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And, don't dismay! I do get tied under the tree this year!!
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Here at the football game, there's more action in the locker room than out on the field. I'm still all dressed for the game in my cute cheerleader uniform and curly pigtails. But, I have been not so unwelcomely detained by one of the male cheerleaders. He has my arms behind my back around a support pole secured by handcuffs. Sitting down on a crate, my legs are secured with ankle cuffs. And, to my delight, he gave me a red hot ball gag! Did I say "red hot"? I meant red. Now, what am I to do in my normally peppy saddle shoes? Well, struggle a bit of course! Truth be told...I'm not really all that great of a cheerleader. I'm mostly into it for the pep "talks" with the boys!
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Hey, Jackie!....Hey, Jackie!....Unfortunately Jackie can't respond, because she has gotten what she wished for when she decided to become a cheerleader! Jackie is tied and gagged by one of the male cheerleaders. Back in the locker room, before the game, he thought it would be cute to pull out some metal cuffs and ball gag to see how the girls would react. Jackie, naturally, was the most eager to try out his implements. And, Jackie in her little Rydelle High cheerleader uniform, red/white saddle shoes, and pigtails, could not be cuter! Watch as she struggles around aimlessly, waiting to see what this underestimated cheerleader has ready for her next!....
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I'm sitting on the couch and watching a holiday movie. Not exactly an action packed scenario. But, I look fetching in my long sleeve striped sweater dress and tall black boots. I start to shift and shiver a little since it's getting colder in the room. I grab a blanket to warm up, but Johnny doesn't want me to cover up my cute dress. So, he suggests a better, more interesting idea. Next thing I know, I am tied with rope at the ankles, below the knees, above the knees and arms behind my back. He gives me a thick brown cleave gag, so I'll stop singing all the carols along with the movie in my off kilter tones. At first I struggle and try to escape. But, as I warm up, I realize that it was a keen idea. He's happy. I'm warm. And, nobody has to hear me sing! π
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It's officially that time of year again, when you have to dress a little warmer.....stockings, sweater dresses, boots, extra rope, thicker gags....etc....The only things missing here are a coat and scarf. Hmmmm....is there a coat fetish? Anyway, I'm wearing a striped long sleeve sweater dress with stockings and my tall black boots. And, as I was sitting on the couch watching a movie, Johnny sees me and decides that I look a little cold. Rather than grabbing me a blanket like those vanilla peeps do, he pulled out the rope and a thick brown cleave gag. He adds a little extra rope this time tying me above and below the knees, ankles, and arms behind the back. I instantly warm up and the television show becomes more interesting for both of us! βΊοΈ Who needs stocking stuffers when you have all the entertainment you need right here? Join instantly for one low monthly price and check out YEARS of my photos and videos!
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Here I am, all dressed up in the cute poodle skirt I have always wanted, and ready to go to the charity sock hop. My hair is pulled back in a black and white polka dot scarf, and my black and white saddle shoes are tapping along as I walk through the foyer. Have I mentioned before that Johnny is not really into dancing and his favorite charity is Jackie? So, you can pretty much guess what happens when he sees me in my hoppin' 1950's attire. That's right. He drags me into the dining room, kicking in my leather shoes, and chair ties me with rope. I, of course, am complaining, because I am worried we will be late! But, Johnny quickly remedies that situation with a thick over the mouth gag. What is a gal like me suppose to do. Well, if history is any indication, I have a better shot of making it to the sock hop if I just go with it. So, I put on a mischievous happy face as Johhny completes his artistry- rope chest harness, arms behind back, and legs tied at the knees and ankles with the ankles tied to the chair. When he's all done stringing me up, I oblige him by struggling around cheerfully. Wow, it actually feels like I have gone back in time! I doubt the sock hop will be as much fun. Plus, I would have to take my authentic shoes off. I guess I'll just stay right here and let Johnny continue to indulge his favorite charity!
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Can you imagine me back in the good ole' 1950's? With my curly hair and sensuous naïveté? Well, that is exactly where we go. Back to a time of sock hops, poodle skirts, saddle shoes, rope, and tied up gals. Did I say rope? I am fairly certain they used that quite a bit back then to keep the girls happy. I happily don my poodle skirt and saddle shoes to show you that they didn't call them the good ole' days for nothing. And, Johnny chair ties me with rope and a chest harness, so I won't hop away. Am I forgetting something? Oh yeah, he adds a thick over the mouth gag to keep me from Rockin'' and Rollin' all night long! Ready to travel back with me yet? π
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Dressed in my elf best, I am now being precariously pursued by none other than the Gingerbread Man. He came in search of some tasty gingerbread gals, but when he found me all tied up and helpless, he decided that maybe he was more in the mood for Sexy Elf. I can't blame him. And, I may have known all along that my work in the elf cookie bakery business might be my downfall. Why couldn't I have been one of the lucky toy maker elves instead. Well, I suppose they probably see a fair bit of mischief as well. Anyway, Gingerbread Man quickly makes his choice between me and the creamy cookies. He can always get me to make him some more gals after he makes me his elfin slave. Currently, I just have a hemp rope chest harness, my arms tied behind my back and legs tied at the knees and ankles with a spicy ball gag to top off my look. He seizes me in no time and turns my situation into a hog tie hot enough for the cookies in the oven. He watches me struggle while he makes preparations for me to join him in Candy Meadows. I guess I work for him now. He's proven he'll tie me up to keep me in line, like he likes!
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It's Christmas time, and the Gingerbread Man has rolled into town looking for something to satisfy his sweet tooth. He stops by my place first and what he finds is a dilemma instead. Here at my home, he is left with a difficult choice to make, to say the least, because what is better than a few cute gingerbread gals? A tied up elfy Jackie! That's what! In the kitchen, on the pristine granite island, he discovers me tied in hemp rope-chest harness, arms behind back, legs tied at the knees and ankles, and whopping red candy like ball gag popping out of my tart mouth. Beside me lays a plate of frosted sumptuous gingerbread gals ready to be consumed by guests that stop by this Holiday season. What is a Gingerbread Man to do? Decisions...Decisions....
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Soon after moving into our brand new house, we decided that it needed to see some serious bondage action. We proceeded to quickly introduce every room, including the garage, to this very fine art. On this particular day, I am wearing my well worn black PVC bustier with matching satin string bikini panties, Cuban heel stockings and high heels. Johnny leads me into our not yet cluttered garage and as predicted, ties me up. I am tied at the wrists and ankles with rope and, then, my arms are pulled up behind me in a challenging strapado. Johnny employs a spreader bar attached to my ankles to keep me on my toes, so to speak. Finally, I am given a thick black over the mouth gag that gives way to a fetching cleave gag in no time as I struggle about. Johnny stands by as I twirl around in my pivoted strapdado and make bondage goddess appear to be the ideal gig! Follow me on Twitter: username RealJackieBound
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My new garage was looking a little dull. And, Johnny knew just how to remedy that situation! He thought to himself, "Jackie always makes the garage a little warmer when she is tied in a strapado with her legs separated by a spreader bar." Following a bit more thinking in the right direction, that is exactly how I find myself. I wear my long loved black PVC bustier with matching satin panties and Cuban heeled stockings. Johnny finishes off my predicament with a hefty black over the mouth cloth gag. Now, all that is left is to watch to see if we have indeed found the right garage for us. Like there is any question! This garage is a bondage dream come true. Especially with Jackie to brighten it up some!
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It is amazing to me how well used my cute red corset is, but having seen better days, I must let it go in style. And, in style, I do. Johnny has my arms secured tightly behind my back with a leather armbinder, and my legs tied with black rope at my knees and ankles. He, also, gave me a ball gag covered with an red over the mouth gag for extra muffling. Don't want to alarm the other hotel guests with our fun bondage exploits. As I hop around the room in my current predicament, the rope on my legs remains in place, failing to slip up and down on my red Cuban heeled stockings. I make it around the room, settle on the couch and struggle around some more, but this is a tight situation and I don't think I'll ever be getting out. Of course...then again...I don't really want to. ;)
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The very first corset I ever owned has seen better days. But, that doesn't mean that I shouldn't let it go without a great send off. So, Johnny and I booked a hotel room and decided to play with me wearing my timeworn red corset and collar, and engage in a little bondage escapade. I put on some sensuous red heeled Cuban heeled stockings, matching satin panties and my hot red high heels with the gold platforms. Johnny ties my legs at the knees and ankles with black rope. Then, he renders me extra incapable of escaping by securing my arms behind my back with the leather single sleeve. I'm generously given a red over the mouth gag with ball gag underneath to keep me muffled from the other guests in the hotel. I make my way around the hotel room as best I can while Johnny gazes on in astonishment. Seems like the red corset has found a new place in our memories.... Christmas is coming... Make sure to stay for a holiday season to remember!
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Our anniversary evening in has turned into quite a delicious predicament. I am dressed in a fine black satin minidress with a pretty bow on the back and my ultra sexy Cuban heeled stockings. Of course, I have already lost my shiny black high heels in the ensuing struggle. But, that only gives you a better view of my stocking clad feet. As I continue to writhe around on the granite kitchen island, I can tell that Johnny is definitely enjoying himself. He, also, seems pleased with his inescapable rope work. The hemp rope has my elbows pulled as tight behind my back as he could get them. And, the frog tie turned modified hog tie has me putting forth quite a lot of effort with very little progress. Johnny watches intensely as I squirm around some more. Luckily, he saw fit to switch out my drool inducing ball gag for a much softer, but still quite wicked thick black cleave gag. The scene goes on, me enjoying myself more and more, until we forget altogether that we were suppose to go on a date tonight. Oh well, I guess there will always be another time to try to do that vanilla stuff like going out on a date and such.....
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My anniversary date got interrupted by me looking a bit too cute if you remember correctly. Wearing my seductive strapless black satin Frederick's of Hollywood dress with garters attached to Cuban heeled stockings, Johnny had no choice, but to hoist me up on the granite countertop and tie me up. He takes my neat, unbudging frogtie with the very tight elbow and wrist ties, and turns it into a modified hogtie. Now, I can not close my legs so easily and struggling has become a little more difficult. But, he is generous enough to switch out the drool inducing ball gag for a slightly more comfortable thick black cleave gag. But, I'm not complaining, so the gag is just for show. Talk about an anniversary date night to remember!
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After securing me in an off kilter upside down rope suspension wearing my silver corset and panties, Johnny hoists me up in the air. With a thick white cleave gag muffling any complaints I may have, I quietly accept my predicament. Not to make it sound like work! Johnny has me hanging from the ceiling and spinning like a shiny 70's disco ball, as only a good Dom would have it. And, I love every minute of it! The blood flows to my head as I spin around and around. My breasts nearly burst out of the top of my luxurious steel-boned corset. The nude stockings make my legs look sleek and are the only thing covering my petite feet. I have a smile on my face as this tightly tied suspension brings me closer to heaven. I can't help but think "this disco is ready for dancing on the ceiling!"..... Follow me on Tumblr: http://jackiebound.tumblr.com . I share preview pics every week. :)
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If there is one thing I enjoy the most, it is twirling around while hanging from the ceiling in a secure rope suspension. And, Johnny never objects to a chance to tie me up, especially if it makes me completely helpless. So, here I am, dressed all shiny and pretty in my silver corset with matching silver string bikini panties, and slick nudes stockings. Johnny takes his time tying me up with lots of rope. He makes sure I am adequately muffled with a thick white cleave gag. Then, he turns me upside down and let's me spin right round. Like my corset? Visit www.Eurotique.com and tell them that Jackie from www.JackieBound.com sent you!
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I'm having fun with my beautiful bridesmaids, Kyra Michelle and Elizabeth Andrews. So much fun, in fact, that we have forgotten to have a wedding ceremony. What will Johnny do now? We worked on planning for this day for over a year. Johnny finally enters the room and sees us all bondaged up in black and white corsets with coordinating stockings, and playing girly girl games. As we slip more and more into our fun, he neglects to ever feel rejected. We are, after all, letting him in on our bondage exploits. Kyra and I have our arms secured behind our backs with single sleeves and Elizabeth's arms are pulled tight behind her back with sports cuffs at the wrists and elbows. We all sport hefty white cleave gags and derisive smiles. I gag kiss one of my bridesmaids and then the other. I have to be fair after all. We hop around, shake our asses for our male onlooker. And, my bridesmaids even pull their hands in front of them and fondle my breasts. We share plenty of gag kisses and laughing before Johhny relieves us of our gags to find out what we were thinking. They made me do it. And, there are still a couple of hours left in the day.....;) I have lots more with these lovely ladies. Look back in my updates to see more of our fun together!
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Lizz Andrews, Kyra Michelle and I are having a little too much fun on my wedding vows renewal night. It's suppose to be alone time for me and the ever dubious Johnny. But, they steal the show. We play for HOURS, ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT. I'm beginning to wonder if they had Johnny trapped in a closet somewhere in the hotel, so they can have me all to their selves. Well, no matter. We're having fun and it shows. Dressed in yin and yang/black and white corsets and matching stockings, we play the usual games that you always dream that girls are playing when they are alone together. I mean, the proof is in the video for this update. With thick white cleave gags and our arms secured behind our backs with single sleeves and cuffs, we wouldn't seem to have a lot to work with. But, we demonstrate just how easy it is to regale while a tad bit restricted. I'll save details for the video, but let's just say there is gag kissing, rubbing, slithering, laughing, more gag kissing, girls enjoying each other, maybe a little ass shaking.....Did I name something you like? ;) Visit Elizabeth Andrews Clips4Sale stores: Elizabeth Andrews Office Perils and Shiny Bondagettes. She has a lot of great stuff and it was high time working with her! Kyra Michelle is on www.FetLife.com username: kyramichelle. She, also, is on model mayhem. These girls are a delight and I would love to play with both of them again, SOON!
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This is a special guest gallery from my dear friend, Dave. We have been friends for some years now, and I love his work. And, I like being tied by him when we get to meet up in person. Enjoy his damsel in distress action! If all goes right, I think I shall be appearing on his site at some point in the near future too! If you would like to see more of his fabulous bondage capers, visit www.DGbondage.com and tell him that Jackie sent you!
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Here I am. I wiggle around on the bed In a snug hog tie. My hair falls down onto my face as I jerk back and forth, trying to escape the assaults from my hitachi. But, I remember the hook pulling at me every time I move. I writhe around on the bed, my corset holding me almost as tight and steady as the black rope hogtie. I can't help having a great orgasm. Good thing the thick cleave gag in my mouth keeps my moans muffled as I take a little more from the magic wand. I wonder what took me so long. The hook is so much more erotic than I have ever imagined. And, I'm glad to share a little of our private playtime with you...
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On a cruise, nothing else really matters, but your satisfaction with the state room. The balcony suite really is lacking without a pretty damsel in distress to augment the view. So, you must make sure there is enough room to tie up and gag your lady with the ocean view in the background.
To that end, we finish dinner on the first night of our cruise and Johnny decides it is time to test this state room. While I am still wearing my bubbly white dress, stockings and high heels from dinner, he ties me on the bed with rope and gives me a thick white over the mouth cloth gag. He lets me struggle around for a bit while he takes photo and vide. This is a sight he doesn't want to forget! Of course, the ocean in the background is nice too. ;)
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As Christmas nears, it is time to get cozy by the fireplace. Today, "getting cozy by the fireplace" entails me being tied and gagged while the electric fireplace runs in the background to create the illusion of fire. In my favorite studded red bustier, garter belt, panties, stockings, satin gloves, and high heels, Johnny secures my hands behind my back with handcuffs. He proceeds to loosely chain my wrists to the mantle. Then, he gives me a red ball gag, so I can drool profusely for him. I don't know what's hotter...the fake fireplace or me in my red hot lingerie! Guess you'll have to watch the video to decide for yourself. Merry Christmas! :)
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Lexy Mae and I have a girls' night out planned! She arrives at my hotel room wearing a darling red dress and high heels and we primp in the mirror before taking off for the night. We don't hear Johnny enter the room when he returns from the exercise room. He finds us in the bathroom about a minute later and sees us dressed strikingly for our night out on the town. My one shouldered dress, stockings and rhinestoned heels glimmer of all the fun we are about to have. Well, if you know Johnny like I do, you know he can't help himself. He decides he would like to have a little bit of fun with us before we take off for the night! It's important to remember who you're coming home to after all. So, he pulls out some rope and leads us in front of the window. He ties both of our wrists together with rope and then ties them behind our back over a pulley hanging from the curtain frame. We now cannot get away from each other even if we wanted to (which of course we don't!). Then, we're given shiny ball gags to keep other hotel guests from hearing the whimpers coming from our room. We struggle and play and eventually forget all the fun we had planned for ourselves. Looks like it might be a night in with lots of "rope bunny" fun, huh, Lexy Mae? :)
Did you get a Lexy Mae for Valentine's Day? I did! Maybe next time! Happy Valentine's Day! :)
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We could not do a royal blue lingerie set without also doing a light blue one. It doesn't matter how awesome the other one turned out, now Johnny wants to see me in the light blue bra, panties, garter belt, stockings and gloves as well. I don't have a problem with that...and...notice my new, really nifty infinity collar. We have been looking for one for a long time, but hadn't found one that was just right until we went to Fetishcon this year. It was one purchase we had to make. So, sit back, relax and savor the sight of me tied standing with metal spreader bar, white ball gag, collar and silver high heels. Just make sure not to drool too much....that is definitely my job! ;)
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Some days you just want to feel innocent. All fresh and new. Like a virgin, perhaps. Today may be that day. I decide to surprise Johnny by wearing a white satin bustier that I have had for a very long time. He probably gave this to me very early in our marriage. And, I pair it with ever so sexy white satin panties, stockings and my best sparkly silver high heels. Johnny is quite taken aback when he sees me. He loves me in white lingerie. I think it was from the early bondage photos he saw when he was young. So, what is a man to do in this situation. I will tell you. He decides to make me feel like a bondage virgin again. He calmly and securely fastens a metal collar around my neck and then proceeds to tie my arms above my head with silvery gray rope and puts a pristine white ball gag in my mouth. And, just like that. My memory is refreshed. Yep. This is why I have a habit of dressing this way for my Johnny. :) <3 <3 <3
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This outfit was actually a little hard to coordinate. Johnny really wanted to pull together lingerie in royal blue for a set, but had to go to several different websites and really piece it together. I mean, we have done light blue multiple times. It was time for a darker hue. At any rate, we accomplished: blue panties, bra, garter belt, stockings, heels, gloves and BALL GAG. Which really only leaves us one thing to do next....tie me up, so you can watch me struggle and drool. Also, per fan request: more of the back side of the satin panties. You're welcome! :)
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Clearly, I have been at it again. Shopping, that is... And, perhaps dressing inappropriately for going out in public. Well, you know just what Johnny likes to do when I have trouble with these things. You guessed it! It is time to tie me up and gag me once again. You would think I would learn my lesson. I guess I just need some steeper consequences.
At any rate, today, I am wearing a supercute knit dress that I found as a bargain at Target. I pair it with a bra, panties, garter belt, stockings and my gemmed silver high heels. The problem is...you can pretty much see my lingerie through the snug dress.
Since, I don't see it, Johnny ties my arms behind my back with rope and then secures me in a strapado position in the garage. Then, he puts microfoam tape overy my mouth as an effective gag, so I can't complain. He proceeds to take pictures of me and then a little video for his own amusement. I actually enjoy being tied up and gagged, so it doesn't really bother me. But when Johnny gets done taking pictures and video of me, he shows me the pictures. Oh....I see what he means. And, I'm sure you can too. ;)
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Just because the Christmas tree is not up yet, does not mean we can't get festive with some shiny lingerie and good old bondage fun! Today, I am wearing metallic panties with my coral corset with the silver and black threaded brocade, black stockings, high heels and satin gloves. Johnny separates my legs with the metal spreader bar, secures my arms together behind my back with an open leather armbinder (so you can still see my gloves), puts my infinity collar around my neck and gives me a drool inducing leather bit gag. Maybe he will let me stay here for the remainder of the season....I am not really good at shopping for presents and decorating (unless by decorating you mean being tied up and gagged). ;)