Updates
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290 Red Couch
70 photos; 6:32 video
Johnny sure does know a good opportunity when he sees it! Today we are all alone in the house and it is time to have a little sexy fun since there are no distractions. I put on red lingerie: corset, satin panties and cuban heeled stockings, and lay down on the very formal red couch next to a floor length mirror. I must say, I don't think I lie there very long before Johnny ties me up with some smoky gray rope and pops a large red ball gag in my mouth. I struggle around playfully, but know it is best not to escape. I mean, would I ever be able to find another Johnny? ;) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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289 1797 Sandra Silvers, Ruth Cassidy, Samantha Grace, Lisa Harlotte, Jackie Chr
9:21 video
Previous Episode: Long-Legged European Seductress Becomes 6th Sexy Slave! All On-Screen!
All on Screen - AJ and Caroline stand proudly over their handiwork. On the floor before them is a hexad sexy struggling secretaries all tightly tied up and topless. Looking at the inventory bound and gagged beauties before her, thoughts of all the money this sale will generate are running though AJ's head. Caroline is thinking the same thing, but instead of surveying the restrained MILFs on the floor, her attention is squarely on AJ... Soon-to-be captive number seven.In a flash, Caroline's arm is around AJs neck! The thoughts of easy-street are instantly replaced with the harsh reality of betrayal. Now Caroline get to sell seven sirens for a higher price without the inconvenience of splitting it two ways. WIth AJ's throat in the crook of Caroline's elbow, there is no way the lithe loud-mouth will be able to shake loose. Caroline locks her one arm in place with her other and the XXXXer-hold is complete. It's only a matter of time before AJ succumbs to the grabble and goes XXXX. As the horrified half-dozen of helpless hotties looks on, Caroline begins to tie the dormant damsel. Just as the final knot is being fixed, AJ awakens. Being bound and gagged hasn't made her any less amenable, or quiet. That's OK, though, Caroline wasn't expecting her to be, and it makes gagging AJ all the more pleasurable. A rag is stuffed into AJs maw and, just as each of the struggling sorority before had, Micro foam tape is wrapped around and around her head sealing it in. AJ is placed on the pretty pile of topless tied tarts. She is to share in their fate. Now all Caroline has to do is wait for the buyers to arrive. They won't mind that Caroline is only delivering seven of the agreed upon eight ladies....right? -
288 Basement
75 photos; 11:54 video
I'm not sure what I have gotten myself into this time, but apparently it is not good. I'm all dressed for my secretarial job in a satin blouse, skirt, stockings and high heels, when I am led down to a basement below the parking garage. Once there, I am tied up with rope by someone I can only imagine has been hired by my employer to XXXX me. Of course, the job is not finished until I have a thick duct tape gag over my mouth with mouth packing. My skirt rides up revealing the tops of my stockings as I struggle around. It is starting to seem like another day tied up at the office. I wonder what my boss hopes to get accomplished by this....;)
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287 1794 Sandra Silvers, Ruth Cassidy, Samantha Grace, Lisa Harlotte, Jackie Chr
10:51 video
Part 6 of 8 of an 8-MILF, Movie-Length, Mini-Series Event!
This Episode: Long-Legged European Seductress Becomes 6th Sexy Slave! All On-Screen
Previous Episode: MILF Salesgirl Jackie Christianson Becomes Bound & Gagged Victim #5 - All On-Screen!
Prologue: Sandra was interested in expanding her enterprise into Europe. What she needed was an attractive, aggressive agent indigenous to the continent and multi-lingual to be the face of Sandra's company across the ocean. Vivienne was the new hire tasked with the project. Ms. Velvet traveled the main headquarters in the United States to get familiar with the company and the ladies she'll be relying on for backup in her job. Unbeknownst to her, but knownst to us, Vivienne's visit sealed not only her fate, but that of her colleagues, because now there are enough ladies to fill the order...
All on Screen - Caroline and AJ lead the long and lean blond into the warehouse. Vivienne fights the entire way. Around a bandanna cleave-gag, she angrily admonishes her captors, but it falls on deaf ears. The fierce femmes have enough on their minds, and hands with the quintet of rowdy, ravishing broads bound and gagged and squirming all over the loading dock. Between dragging dames back to the struggle pile and layer on more wrap gags, Caroline and AJ still have to get the feisty foreign female fettered for final fulfillment of their order (well, as far as AJ is concerned, this is the last lady they need to nab...) Vivienne isn't going to make it easy for them, however. The restrictive ropes are added to her ankles and knees, then her wrists, chest and elbows. A biting crotchrope is put in place and all that is left is the Microfoam gag. AJ takes the bandanna out of Vivienne's mouth to turn it into complete mouthstuffing, but with the split second Viv has with an unobstructed mouth, she threatens her pretty captors, "I will escape! And when I do, I will hunt you down like a deer!" They are the last intelligible words Ms. Velvet utters as her mouth is completely filled with cloth and wrapped all the way around with tape. The quaking quintet is now a struggling sextet of sexy slaves ready for delivery. Well, almost ready... -
286 Guest Gallery of Madalina from BlackFoxBound
53 photos
Madalina and her Husband are bondage enthusiasts from the UK. You might have seen a few of her images around the web or on Fetlife.com. She has also modeled for the member section of www.BlackfoxBound..info. You can find a link to his site in my links section. She has a passion for bondage and is the UK girl next door....tied up. Over the years she has created quite a following as well as a portfolio of bondage pictures and videos. Madalina is thinking of starting her own website here and we offered to show a few of her pictures. If you want to see more of Madalina email her at Amanda.whiley@yahoo.co.uk or her husbands/Dom at paulwhiley@yahoo.co.uk. Tell her if you like the images and what you would like to see in the future. Tell them Jackie sent you.
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285 Happy 4th Self Tie
19 photos; 16:09 video
There are so many people setting off fireworks these days on the fourth of July, that you don't even need to leave the house to see/hear them! So, Johnny and I stay home. I am wearing an old rock band t-shirt and jean shorts. I decide that I'll put on a little show of my own for Johnny. He gives me all the rope I need and a patriotic bandanna. Then, I set to work on tying myself up with a lot of rope and I use the bandanna to give myself a festive cleave gag. There! Now, I am a captive audience! :) Happy Fourth of July from JackieBound.com!
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284 Real Estate Agent
25 photos; 5:30 video
While looking for a new house, it matters more what your real estate agent looks like tied and gagged than curb appeal and flooring. To that end, when I am showing a house to a client in my smartest skirt, red satin blouse stockings and high heels, I end up duct taped tightly and with an around the head duct tape gag to match. Of course he ends up unbuttoning the top of my satin blouse to reveal my breasts. Unfortunately, I am taped a little too tightly to lose anything else! ;) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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283 1791 Sandra Silvers, Samantha Grace, Ruth Cassidy, Jackie Christianson, Lis
11:45 video
Part 5 of 8 of an 8-MILF, Movie-Length, Mini-Series Event!
This Episode: MILF Salesgirl Jackie Christianson Becomes Bound & Gagged Victim #5 - All On-Screen!
Last Episode: Blond Saleslady Lisa Harlotte Becomes Bound & Gagged Captive #4 - All On-Screen!
Prologue: Jackie is generally oblivious. She never notices when her customers flirt with her. She certainly didn't notice that when she got back to the office, it was almost completely empty. Vivienne was in her office on the phone yelling at someone in a language Jackie didn't understand, so Jackie gave her a wide berth. Jackie never noticed none of the other ladies she works with was around. Jackie had just plopped down in her own office when her phone rang. It was an internal call. "Hey, Jackie," Caroline's sweet voice could be heard on the line, "can you come down to the warehouse? AJ and I think that the delivery guys messed up your last shipment." Jackie hopped up from her chair and headed to the warehouse...
All on Screen - Caroline and AJ both lead the cleave gagged Jackie towards the loading dock. Once Jackie sees her four sexy, topless and completely bound & gagged associates, she begins to furiously fight back. But she is outnumbered two to one. Quickly, AJ and Caroline have Jackie's hand tied behind her back, and at that point, it's just a matter of time. But for the pair of captrixes, as the pile of sexy, struggling business women gets bigger, corralling them gets more complicated. AJ and Caroline have to take turns tying Jackie's ankles, knees, chest, arms and crotch-rope because they have to keep dragging ladies back to the group as they wriggle away. Finally the girls are all dragged back together, and Jackie is added to their ranks. Jackie's relatively comfortable bandanna gag is stuffed deep into her mouth and sealed in with a roll of microfoam tape. We stay behind and keep the quivering quintet company and AJ and Caroline go to retrieve the last gal left in the office... -
282 Nurse Dream
58 photos; 7:03 video
I'm working the late shift at the hospital again. I start to grow a little tired, and find a hospital room that is not occupied. I pull up a wheel chair next to the bed, and have a seat. I'm wearing my standard scrubs, with white socks and shoes that I subsequently prop up on the freshly made bed. I don't sit there long before I drift off to XXXX, hunched over on the side of the wheelchair.....then, I start to have a pretty vivid dream: I am seated up on the bed, no shoes, legs spread and tied to the end of the bed, posture collar, ball gag, arms strapado behind my back to the lifty triangle thing. I struggle back and forth, unable to draw the attention of a fellow nurse and unable to escape from my predicament.....When I wake later, I find that I am still sitting on the wheelchair with my shoes on, but why do I have drool all over my chin? Hmmmm....That was a weird dream! Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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281 Mirror Mirror featuring Amanda Foxx
81 photos; 7:00 video
The Foxy Amanda Foxx and I are enjoying our time together. It may be that we are tied next to each other! We are both wearing matching baby doll nighties, garter belt, panties, stockings and gloves. She is in white and black, and I am wearing all red. Johnny decides to tie our arms behind our backs at the elbows and wrists-she with red rope and me with white rope-in front of a floor length mirror. Of course we get ball gags to match our outfits. Then we playfully drool and appreciate each other as we stare at our reflections. There may even be some gag kisses! And, did I mention that there is a lot of drool! ;) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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280 Slip Bound
74 photos; 6:57 video
Here I am in my playful purple slip...ready for bed...um...I mean, to play.... Johnny knows when I am trying to get out of doing something that he wants me to do ;). He takes note. Johnny has me put my hair in low pigtails. This usually means one thing: harness gag! OH NO! He takes me into the loft, puts my arms in the leather armbinder behind my back and puts the leather harness gag over my head. Of course, my arms are pulled up behind me in a strapado, so I can't sneak away. No worries though. He only leaves me there for a few minutes, so I'll remember to be a littel more playful in my playful purple slip! :) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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279 Black Negligee
67 photos; 6:58 video
I come home to find that the kitchen is sparkling clean! Hmmmm...This doesn't happen very often. Well, I find out why when I get ready to go to bed. After putting on black garter belt, pattern stockings, satin panties, baby doll nightie and black gloves, Johnny informs me that he has a surprise for me in the kitchen. When I get downstairs, he helps me up on the granite island, and proceeds to tie me up in a strict hogtie with red rope. Then, he puts a big red ball gag in my mouth. Finally, Johnny enjoys seeing me tied up, struggling, and drooling all over the clean countertop. I guess it will be my turn to clean if he ever unties me.....;) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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278 Grey Skirt
70 photos; 7:32 video
There's really no excuse for why I am dressed in this cream colored sweater, grey pleated skirt, white knee high socks and saddle shoes. I guess I just know that I can't really wear it out and Johnny will have no other choice but to tie me up and leave me there until I choose to put on something that is not too short and 1950's to wear out in the present day. He puts me in a naughty girls' ball tie in the floor with rope and puts metallic tape over my mouth. As I am "struggling" on the floor, I am mentally going over all the other potentially rope enticing ensembles I have in my closet. We could probably do this every day of the year! :) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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277 My Zen
93 photos; 7:49 video
I have found over the years that bondage helps my mind and body like yoga would for a vanilla person. Today, I exercise my bondage, mind, body and soul release with a strict hogtie with rope on the living room floor in a gray tank top and shiny black leggings. I have a single strip of thick microform tape over my mouth to remind me to calm my mind and keep me quiet. After several minutes tied tight and moving around, I feel much more at peace and my body feels much looser. Amazing! A few minutes a day is all it takes to keep me centered (at home at least). ;)
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276 Waiting Room
79 photos; 7:36 video
I am waiting in an office reception room for my chance to go back and sell the doc on some new products that I am sure he will love. I sit there patiently in my short sleeve pale pink suit, stockings and sparkly high heels. Well, it soon becomes apparent that the doc does not want to entertain sales calls today, because he sends out a colleague who ties me with rope on the waiting room couch and then puts a classy white cleave gag in my mouth. He proceeds to tie a rope around my neck and attach it to the railing behind me. As I sit there tied up, my skirt riding up to reveal my light blue satin panties, I begin to wonder why there are no other people coming into the waiting room. Then, i realize that he invited me here just to tie me up! I hope he at least plans on buying something and doesn't make me late for my next appointment. :)
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275 Summer School Again Part II
78 photos; 8:09 video
In summer school, I am dressed in my uniform: white button up blouse, red plaid skirt, white knee high socks and preppy saddle shoes. The teacher thinks he made an example of me by putting me in the corner in a ball tie with rope and putting a ball gag in my mouth. I guess my pouty face indicates that I'm not ready to learn my lesson. So, he puts me in the floor on my stomach and turns my ropey predicament into a hogtie and replaces my gag with thick white cloth between my teeth. I struggle around a bit as he c teaching the others who would actually like to learn. I'm pretty sure he forgets about me and I end up staying all the way through detention after school. I have to say...I like this teacher's methods! ;)
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274 Summer School Again Part I
73 photos; 7:13 video
Well, I am back in summer school again! I show up dressed appropriately with a white blouse, red plaid skirt, white knee high socks and crisp leather saddle shoes. Apparently, though, the teacher recognizes me from last summer and wonders why I have not got the good sense to improve my grades and avoid summer school. What happens next might give you a clue. As a demonstration for the class of what happens when you don't try at school, the teacher ties me in a strict ball tie with rope in the corner and puts a red ball gag in my mouth to match my pleated skirt. If only the teacher knew that this is the reason why I come to summer school....I mean, where else are you going to get tied up risk free and be made an example of....during the summertime? You might want to check with me again next week to see what happens when the teacher continues down this path of trying to teach me a lesson, because I didn't respond correctly the first time! :)
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273 Country Club
76 photos; 7:45 video
The country club set is becoming difficult to please. And, to be honest with you, it may be because I have not familiarized myself with all their rules. Anyway, today, I show up for some drinks and some fun at the driving range. I figure I am dressed cute enough to please them in my white blouse, sky blue pleated skirt, white knee high socks and white Keds shoes. But, I realize that dressing the part does not help my golf game, when we head over to the range and my first 50 balls land in the water. This is when I find out that they have a tendency to employ some unusual consequences for my type of golfing. To make it short, I end up back in the club house ball tied on the floor with rope with a white ball gag in my mouth. It's actually kinda comical, because the ball gag resembles a golf ball. Geez! I am easily amused! And, no worries! I'm sure I'll end up back here again next week. I rather like their "consequences"! ;) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound or on Tumblr: jackiebound.tumblr.com
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272 Rose Secretary
77 photos; 7:21 video
Not a day goes by, when I go to work, and don't get tied up! Today is just about the same. I head into the office wearing a rose colored risque satin blouse with an earnest black skirt, stockings and high heels. And, Johnny comes out of his office, sees me, points out what I've already done wrong today, and embarks on tying me up again. I guess I just never learn my lesson. Of course, I get a flattering chair tie with rope and a chest harness. And, he gives me a thick white cleave gag to keep me from talking as he sends someone else to greet the customers. Oh well, at least I got tied up, and I'm still getting paid to be here! :) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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271 Struggle Hogtie Vine
90 photos; 6:01 video
Johnny had this really awesome idea to make a bondage vine, because we hadn't seen anything like it yet. Not to say that anyone hasn't done it, but we haven't seen it, so we thought it would make for a great update! In this video, I struggle around in rope hog ties in many different bedtime ensembles including: garter belts, stockings, satin panties, baby doll nighties, satin slips, t-shirts, bare feet, there may be some socks. And then Johnny uses lots of different gags: ball gags, cleave gags, leather panel gag, duct tape. Needless to say, there's a lot jammed in this video and we hope you enjoy it! It took us a couple of months to shoot this and we hung on to it for a while because we weren't sure the video would be long enough! But, it turns out we filmed plenty to make a good video! Show me the love on this one, because I potentially have more videos like it that I can release in the future........................but only if you love it! :) <3
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270 Coed Ball Tied
74 photos; 4:36 video
Johnny hopes I am not off to school in this cute ensemble: black sweater with matching thigh high socks, and a pleated skirt. Of course, when I tell him that is exactly what I am planning on wearing to school, he decides he has a better idea. Sometimes, I wish he didn't always have a better idea! He ties me with rope in a simple yet restrictive ball tie with my legs crossed in front of me and gives me a thick duct tape gag. There! Maybe I'll think about dressing not quite so cute for school. I doubt it! All I'm missing is psychology class....and I don't think I'm going to do well in that class anyway! ;) Follow me on Twitter: @RealJackieBound
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269 Saturday Night
71 photos; 7:01 video
So, it's not often when I get bored on a Saturday night, but tonight, I just happen to have no idea what to do for a change. Of course, I don't have to guess what is going to happen next...I know Johnny will think of something to keep me occupied! :) In my casual t-shirt, shorts and bare feet, Johnny ties me up with rope in front of the couch and puts a cleave gag in my mouth. At least he's letting me sit in front of the TV while I struggle around in front of him this time. Now, should I plan my evenings a little better, so this boredom thing doesn't happen again? Nah! I don't think so! Johnny has a habit of delaying my plans in the same manner anyway! ;) Follow me on Tumblr: jackiebound.tumblr.com
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268 Hanging Out
98 photos; 7:48 video
I love a good suspension! Especially when we have time to just have fun with it! Today, I put on a frilly little white dress with satin panties, garter belt and stockings, and let Johnny use his imagination and a lot of rope! Of course he gags me with a thick detective style white cloth gag to make sure I don't fuss too much. But, who's complaining? I'm on cloud 9 right now, and I hope I don't ever have to come back! ;)
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267 Pink
78 photos; 7:44 video
I am wearing my pink and gray lingerie with pink satin panties and stockings. Johnny seems very pleased when I step out in this ensemble with my silver high heels. So pleased, in fact, that he decides to throw away all plans for the day and just play around with me. He ties my arms above my head in the loft, so he has full access to me. Then, he puts a thick gray cleave gag in my mouth. He waits for me to get stuck in my head a little too much and strikes back by taking off my bra and giving me my nipple clamps. What will he do next? I'm not sure, but I like where this is going.....:)
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361 Merry Christmas 2018
88 photos; 11:38 video
I used this lingerie for Christmas a couple of years ago and it is such a beautiful set that I had to use it again. So, here I am...once again.... on the prelude to Christmas.... dressed in a shimmery red with sparkly white lace bra, panty and garter belt set with my red cuban heeled stockings and gloves. And, what can Johnny do with me, now that the Christmas tree is in place? Well, of course, he hogties me with rope and puts a drool inducing ball gag in my mouth. Let the holidays officially begin! ;)
Merry Christmas! from JackieBound.com
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229 Christmas 2016
74 photos; 5:13 video
This year, Johnny decides to bring new meaning to Merry X-Mas by tying myself and the ultra naughty Ms. Whitney Morgan to opposite sides of the St. Andrew's cross. We're dressed as a naughty elf and slutty Mrs. Claus, respectively, with candy cane striped stockings, fetishy (I mean, festive) high heels and our butts in the air. I don't think Johnny had a choice really. So, with two slutty, naughty, underdressed elflike MILFS tied to either side of the X with matching rope and shiny ball gags, I think Johnny will be able to get the situation under some semblance of control. But, it's unlikely. I think we just try to show out butts a little more!
Merry Christmas from JackieBound.com! And, don't forget to visit Whitney at misswhitneymorgan.com !
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Featured Update
124 Happy New Year 2016 video
6:17 video
It's New Years Eve, the tree is stil up all dressed in silver and gold, my silver minidress is calling me from my closet. So, it's time to celebrate. While waiting for the ball to drop, and pondering the meaning of a ball dropping on New Years, Johnny makes good use of the background. I mean, this all goes away tomorrow. He pulls out the metal cuffs, metal collar, metal spreader bar....whewie! That's alot of metal! I flip back and forth on my silver gemstoned high heels when I realize what he has in mind. Johnny secures the cuffs around my wrists and ankles, and collar around my neck. Then, he attaches both ankle cuffs to one metal spreader bar and the wrists cuffs to the other spreader bar behind my head. There....standing in a strappado in front of the Christmas tree, I look divine. But, I realize one thing is missing just as I see Johnny striding towards me with silver duct tape. That's right a heavy XXXX of tape over my mouth should keep me from pleading to get away before midnight!
Happy New Year from JackieBound.com! We have exciting changes in the New Year! We're giving you more for the same amount starting January 1, 2016. PHOTO AND VIDEO EVERY TUESDAY AND SATURDAY! Thank you for making it possible for us to have so much fun producing the site and expand as much as we have been able to! :)
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Featured Update
408 Light Blue Lingerie
45 photos; 13:31 video
We could not do a royal blue lingerie set without also doing a light blue one. It doesn't matter how awesome the other one turned out, now Johnny wants to see me in the light blue bra, panties, garter belt, stockings and gloves as well. I don't have a problem with that...and...notice my new, really nifty infinity collar. We have been looking for one for a long time, but hadn't found one that was just right until we went to Fetishcon this year. It was one purchase we had to make. So, sit back, relax and savor the sight of me tied standing with metal spreader bar, white ball gag, collar and silver high heels. Just make sure not to drool too much....that is definitely my job! ;)
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417 Merry Christmas Bonus 2019
16 photos; 3:47 video
I told you Johnny wasn't done with my sexy red lingerie ensemble just yet. While I am still tied in a chest harness and arms behind my back in my red lacy, sparkly, bra, panties, garter belt, stockings, high heels and gloves, Johnny changes my gag from a cloth gag to a shiny red ball gag. I guess he figures I don't have a choice while I do not have use of my arms. He lets me struggle around a little more before releasing me. Not to worry....I am sure Johnny has a lot more plans for tying me up in the future! :)
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405 Hanging Out
46 photos; 13:29 video
This outfit was actually a little hard to coordinate. Johnny really wanted to pull together lingerie in royal blue for a set, but had to go to several different websites and really piece it together. I mean, we have done light blue multiple times. It was time for a darker hue. At any rate, we accomplished: blue panties, bra, garter belt, stockings, heels, gloves and BALL GAG. Which really only leaves us one thing to do next....tie me up, so you can watch me struggle and drool. Also, per fan request: more of the back side of the satin panties. You're welcome! :)
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457 Pink Dress
76 photos; 15:06 video
Clearly, I have been at it again. Shopping, that is... And, perhaps dressing inappropriately for going out in public. Well, you know just what Johnny likes to do when I have trouble with these things. You guessed it! It is time to tie me up and gag me once again. You would think I would learn my lesson. I guess I just need some steeper consequences.
At any rate, today, I am wearing a supercute knit dress that I found as a bargain at Target. I pair it with a bra, panties, garter belt, stockings and my gemmed silver high heels. The problem is...you can pretty much see my lingerie through the snug dress.
Since, I don't see it, Johnny ties my arms behind my back with rope and then secures me in a strapado position in the garage. Then, he puts microfoam tape overy my mouth as an effective gag, so I can't complain. He proceeds to take pictures of me and then a little video for his own amusement. I actually enjoy being tied up and gagged, so it doesn't really bother me. But when Johnny gets done taking pictures and video of me, he shows me the pictures. Oh....I see what he means. And, I'm sure you can too. ;)
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Featured Update
415 Festive Corset
47 photos; 14:19 video
Just because the Christmas tree is not up yet, does not mean we can't get festive with some shiny lingerie and good old bondage fun! Today, I am wearing metallic panties with my coral corset with the silver and black threaded brocade, black stockings, high heels and satin gloves. Johnny separates my legs with the metal spreader bar, secures my arms together behind my back with an open leather armbinder (so you can still see my gloves), puts my infinity collar around my neck and gives me a drool inducing leather bit gag. Maybe he will let me stay here for the remainder of the season....I am not really good at shopping for presents and decorating (unless by decorating you mean being tied up and gagged). ;)